No Class!
It is a holiday, no class. What is it Memorial Day? No that is in the spring. Is it Labor Day? No, that already happened...Oh yeah it is Veterans' Day. They pretty much are all the same right? Does that mean we are going to be thoughtfully thanking and remembering veterans all day tomorrow instead of class? Hells no! I mean you are all out partying right now aren't you? Pre-Veterans' Day boozing is what it is all about. It is almost as cool as post Obama win boozing. I mean how many of you went to "Obama Parties" this weekend?
1. Sleep in. Enough said. You will need to recover from your hang over. You will also need to remember to de-tag Facebook photos and try to figure out what happened last night after you wake up in the bed of that not so good-looking person you met at Raleigh's.
2. Run some errands. I know this sounds lame, but this is something you don't want to waste your weekends on, so why not use Veterans' Day. It will make you feel better about yourself and you will finally be able to wash your hair with shampoo instead of a bar of soap. Seriously dude, you smell, hit up Walgreens.
3. Throw a "No Class" party in the afternoon. Dress up like you have no class, and drink forties and PBR. Talk like a hillbilly and do all sorts of other offense things that follow nasty stereo types that are not politically correct. That is because you have no class!
4. Catch up on homework. Just kidding, you know you aren't going to do that. It is nice to pretend you will though. Actually is IS Berkeley a fair number of you probably will be studying. well, all I have to say to that is, " That sucks for you".
5. Be patriotic, even if ironically.
1. Sleep in. Enough said. You will need to recover from your hang over. You will also need to remember to de-tag Facebook photos and try to figure out what happened last night after you wake up in the bed of that not so good-looking person you met at Raleigh's.
2. Run some errands. I know this sounds lame, but this is something you don't want to waste your weekends on, so why not use Veterans' Day. It will make you feel better about yourself and you will finally be able to wash your hair with shampoo instead of a bar of soap. Seriously dude, you smell, hit up Walgreens.
3. Throw a "No Class" party in the afternoon. Dress up like you have no class, and drink forties and PBR. Talk like a hillbilly and do all sorts of other offense things that follow nasty stereo types that are not politically correct. That is because you have no class!
4. Catch up on homework. Just kidding, you know you aren't going to do that. It is nice to pretend you will though. Actually is IS Berkeley a fair number of you probably will be studying. well, all I have to say to that is, " That sucks for you".
5. Be patriotic, even if ironically.
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