Five Pickup Lines for Campus Hotties.
1. Casually walk up and say " Hey, are you in my medical anthropology class?". This one is good because it makes you sound smart and sophisticated and also starts a conversation, " What is Medical anthropology?". Then you can take two routes, you can jokingly go, "I have no idea, I just wanted to talk to you", or you can memorize the Wikipedia page.
2. "Hey! how are you, I haven't seen you forever!"; wait until he/she answers in a confused manner, then say, " Oh my god I thought you were someone else I am so embarassed. What is your name?". This one takes a good actor, but if done correctly makes a good story for the grandchildren.
3. "Do you know where Barker Hall is?". It is obscure enough to not make you look like a freshman and could start some conversation. You have to make up a fake reason for going there, " I need to pick up my coolness award!".
4. Look the other way in a distracted manner and walk into the cutie you spot. Then apologize and ask them if you can buy them a coffee to make up for it.
5. " Hey I see you around campus all the time, but I wouldn't mind seeing you more". You need balls for this one, and it is cheesy. But maybe if you said it with the right amount of irony and a fake mustache. Those are in right?
2. "Hey! how are you, I haven't seen you forever!"; wait until he/she answers in a confused manner, then say, " Oh my god I thought you were someone else I am so embarassed. What is your name?". This one takes a good actor, but if done correctly makes a good story for the grandchildren.
3. "Do you know where Barker Hall is?". It is obscure enough to not make you look like a freshman and could start some conversation. You have to make up a fake reason for going there, " I need to pick up my coolness award!".
4. Look the other way in a distracted manner and walk into the cutie you spot. Then apologize and ask them if you can buy them a coffee to make up for it.
5. " Hey I see you around campus all the time, but I wouldn't mind seeing you more". You need balls for this one, and it is cheesy. But maybe if you said it with the right amount of irony and a fake mustache. Those are in right?
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